Wild About Harry...

Okay. Why Drudge? Why? I know that the American Media is, well, slimy.
But all Harry wanted to do was serve his country.
But nooooooo. The Drudge report had to blow it.
Now every angry Taliban hooligan is scouring the Afghan countryside looking for His Royal Highness.
(Why did I just have to add Taliban to the dictionary? Has Microsoft been hiding under a rock or something since 2001!?!)
Anyway, the Brits were spitting their Cheerios all over the breakfast nooks as they read the Daily rags or browsed the web and found out young Prince Harry has been serving with his unit in sustained combat operations in Afghanistan.
Now that the cat's out of the bag, he'll be coming home.
Thanks a lot Matt...
Way to go.
Kudos to the British Press for keeping this one under their bonnets for as long as they did.
Except of course to the wanker that spilled the beans to Drudge and the German paper and the Australian Paper that released the story at the same time.
A pox on your firstborn, sir!
Now the next thing you'll see on store shelves is Combat Harry Action Man!
With Kung Fu Grip and camouflaged tea service for four!
Awesome.
He'd be way cooler than the Mitt Romney Campaign Bus Edition with Baby Kissing Action.
You know, I think every potential World Leader needs to spend some time in uniform.
In combat preferably.
This way when they ask the common folk to step up, they understand exactly what they are asking.
Just a thought...