10 Things: Ten things your should never say to a woman in bed

Now I have never said any of the following things to a woman (in bed or otherwise...) but I am sure that someone out there has.

10. "Oh man... I should not have eaten that last Taquito..."
9. "I prefer to let my toe nails grow long... it gives me traction.."
8. "Are you sure your not gaining weight? I'm hanging off the edge here..."
7. "Can you guess what I had for dinner by this smell?"
6. "So it's cool if my ex spends the night with us right?"
5. "I can't find it with all the extra rolls..."
4. "Man, your ass jiggles more than the water bed..."
3. "What the hell is that fishy smell?"
2. "That feels great honey, but I can't see the TV..."
1. "That was good, but I've had better..."