Adventures in Unemployment: 99 Bottles of Beer

Adventures in Unemployment

I got fired recently and felt like crap on a stick so I decided to write about what happens next. I believe that everything happens for a reason and that this is a new beginning for me. For those of you in my situation, know that I am praying for you too... In fact, I am spending so much time talking to the big guy if you want me to pass something along, drop me a note and I will mention it to him when we talk next. Keep your collective chins up... -Billy

Friday, April 28, 2006

99 Bottles of Beer

Ok. This is the 99th post to this here blog. Wow. I figured I would get bored and just forget about it (like I do with all kinds of other semi-important things like mortgage payments, light bills, etc...).
But alas I am still here, albeit in a slightly less fattening version.
This whole workout, eat right, live healthy thing is starting to grow on me. I actually got upset because my gym was closed today because of recarpeting. Hmph. Color me health nazi. I was incensed that my little exercise regimen was interrupted by something as pedestrian as flooring.
What was wrong with the old flooring?
Nothing.
No tears, no runs, drips or errors.
Whatever. Fine. I don't care.
Just so they have the room up and running tomorrow.
(Wow. What a cry baby I am huh?)
I need to put myself on time out...
[begin timeout]
Loserwhineyninnyhead
[end timeout]
Ok.
Yeah.
Feel much better now.

Off to goof off now...