Beware The Billy

I was chatting with a buddy of mine this morning and for some inexplicable reason we began referring to ourselves in the third person. I have to tell you, it was fun and the strange thing is I don’t know why. The Dennis, as we must now refer to him, also happens to hate blogs. He mentioned something about sisters and stepping on $85 emo shoes.

What in the blue hell are emo shoes?

This sounds like a job for GOOGLE!!!!

[begin = ‘WHOOOOOOOOOOSH’, tune = ‘Batman’];
Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana GOOGLE!
Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana GOOGLE!
GOOGLE, GOOGLE, GOOGLE!
[end = 'WHOOOOOOOOOSH', tune = 'Batman'];

Ok. According to GOOGLE, there are instructions on how to dress Emo that includes a description of what Emo is. You are not going to beleive it. I always thought that Emo was that not so funny comedian in the 80’s but apparently the modern incarnation has something to with music and dressing all slacker and dying your hair black and wearing nerdy glasses.
Is this part of the whole nerdy is now cool concept?

Right…
Here is the link if you want to check it out for yourself.

The Billy has spoken



In other news:

A strange thing happened last week whilst eating at a local Chinese Restaurant with one of my buddies. I got a normal fortune cookie and we did the whole “In bed” thing when I read it out loud. And that was plenty strange considering my fortune was "True bravery is without whitness.... in bed."
What the hell does that mean?
Was that some sort of sleeping with ugly chicks cosmic joke? Are you saying I have gone all Brokeback? WTF!?!
You know. I have always tried to be the kind of person that looked for the inner beauty in people.
Seriously.
Stop laughing. I'm being dead serious here.
That hasn't always worked out for the best for me. Sometimes you end up getting involved with some very, uh, curious (yeah... thats a good word...) individuals. Ha ha ha.... very funny. The story of my life. But thats a whole other blog. If you leave the whole "in bed" part out its not a bad cookie to get. Very heroic and solemn. But when you play the game you gotta go with the cookie you're dealt.
Bad as that was, his was even stranger.
"Ssoorrrryy,, dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh oonn.."
That is a letter for letter quote. Honest.
In bed?
Dude! Does this mean that it uses batteries or do you have to plug it in? Holy Cow.
I am so never playing that stupid game with my fortune cookies again.