TROPICAL STORM ARLENE

It's the most wonderful time of the year.
When the wind is a-howlin and the rain comes in growlin
and surfers all cheer!
It's the most wonderful time of the year!!!!!


I swear I had nothing to do with it!
Last year I got blamed for the slew of hurricanes we recevied during the latter weeks of the summer. I may or may not have contributed to those. (Admit nothing! Deny everything! Make counter accusations!) Truth be told, my sources at Disney have told me that the giant weather control machine once housed inside the giant golf ball (a.k.a. Spaceship earth at EPCOT...) was sold last December to Kim Jong IL. of North Korea in an EBay auction.
What with the devestating drought and resulting famine he apparently wanted to help his struggling agricultural center. And it has NOTHING at all to do with crushing Seoul in a hail of, um, well... hail. Or wiping Japan off the face of the earth with a Super - Duper Typhoon (It's a regular Super Typhoon on Steroids...)
So we can all relax and not blame me for the upcoming meterological disasters that are sure to befall us this coming hurricane season.