Do you wish to declare the chainsaw?

Ok. This is definitely straight out of the strange and unusual files. Apparently a rather disturbed looking young man crossed into the United States across the Canadian border after US Customs agents confiscated, among other things, a bloody chainsaw.
Oh wait, there is so much more to tell...

Read it for yourself.

I am going to refrain from stating the obvious need for improved border security.
Oh wait. I just stated it.