The "In Crowd"...

Another blog from the mothership

I am officially part of the IN CROWD. Oh yeah. Absolutely. Crazy you say? Talk to the hand. I know that I know that I know...
I have proof.
You know how you know you're part of the "In" crowd? You really want to know. I shouldn't tell you. Really. If you were part of the "In Crowd" you would already know wouldn't you? But I am in a good mood today. I only watched the first half of Hotel Rwanda. You know, when it still looked like the UN was going to do something useful like save lives. I already know the ending so if you felt like emailing me to tell me the ending of the movie, HA! Nice try.That being said, if I had watched the rest of it, you would be completely out of luck. I would have been angry and sad and outraged and....
Where was I?
Oh yeah. The "In Crowd".
You want me to spill the juice? Tell the tale? Get all loosed lipped and sink a ship?
<> Heh heh heh
See? Told you I was in.
Ok ok.. stop whining. I'll tell you.
You know that you are definitely part of the "In Crowd" when...
Drum roll please!!!

When you get invited.
That's right.
Invited...

And for the record I'm not talking about social gatherings that include any of the following:

• Diapers


• Children under the age of 30


• Clowns (yeah, they freak me out a little too...)


• Cake with red, green or any other rainbow colored rosting


• Cone shaped party hats


• Pinatas (Don't even get me started on Pinatas...)


• Charred poultry or bovine appendages

Um... did I forget anything?
Wait.
Yeah.
The electric slide.
My skin crawls every time I hear " you can feel it it's electric! Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie..."
That needs to be banned.
Immediately.
If it isn't already. I think it might already be. Probably under the same treaty that took care of disco and the jerri curl. Did I spell that right? Jerri Curl... Jherri Curl? Whatever, you know what I mean. All together now..."Just let your sould glow, let it shine..."
And the ban needs to be enforced by the United States Marine Corps.
Crap!! That song is now stuck un my head... (not the soul glow theme song... the electric slide)

Ok. Tangent. Got off on a tangent. Where were we?
Right, the "In Crowd".
I got invited. To join a very secret and secluded group. That's right pleabians, I GOT GMAIL YO!!!!
GMAIL... GMAIL... GMAIL...

So what you say? You're just jealous. Admit it. You know its cool. How cool? Ice cold! If it wasn't so cool everyone would have it. You need to get a special invitation. Someone has to think that you are worthy of having 2 gigabytes of free email storage on the internet.
And that my friends... oh yeah...

THAT is what makes you special.
I just like saying it...
GMAIL....
(pronounced: Gee Mail, not gamail...)
Ok. So it's probably not the In Crowd. But we know who you are and we are keeping you out of GMAIL... Now it's cool to be a geek or nerd or well... I was going to say dweeb but it still not okay to be a dweeb.
Sorry. We'll let you know when its ok.

So basically that's it. I have GMail and that makes me just plain Uber Baby... If you want in an need an invite, drop me a note.

I'll see what I can do.